(пятничное) ну очпонравилось ... косноязычие ;)

Собственно, «скопипастил»:

— Do you speak english?
— Yes
— Name?
— Abdul al-Rhasib
— Sex?
— Three to five times a week.
— No, no…I mean male or female?
— Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
— Holy cow!
— Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
— But isn’t it hostile?
— Horse style, doggy style, any style!
— Oh dear!
— No, no! Deer runs too fast…

PS Привет Пахе ;)